Lets Regulate Cars Like Guns!

by ward on January 15, 2013

Michael Z. Williamson, a noted author of Science Fiction, is a very talented writer. He also has a talent for sarcasm a yard wide.

Make that two yards wide.

I submit as proof THIS.

“To buy a sports car, you will have to be 21.  A “Sports car” will be defined as any combination of any two of the following: 2 doors instead of 4, spoked rims not requiring hubcaps, aerodynamic effects such as spoilers or air dams, a wheelbase under 100 inches, a manual transmission, a curb weight under 3000 lbs, fiberglass or other non-metal construction, or painted logos.”

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